Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). They/them today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)
“And in my game you actually catch the red dot!”


“Will all employees who did not have sex with Jensen please report to the small 3rd floor conference room.”


Why would an Nvidia exec sleep with Huang? She already has access to Nvidia’s trade secrets!


I admit, there’s a few kinks in my plan I’ll need to work out.


More and more I’m thinking if I need to travel, I’ll walk.
Please replace the word “boobs” with “bodacious magumbos”
Lemmy: What about men’s laxative?!!! 😡








“O token-burning machine, tell me true: Are my serfs producing enough product?”
“No. I recommend SPENDING MORE TOKENS.”
“I’m having a nap. Scare yourselves while I’m out.”
Where are all the bras that are supposed to be on the floor? This is madness!
I don’t know where it comes from originally, but it’s pretty old.
The bar is in hell