If I were that Chinese spy, I’d feel a little betrayed right now…
That jacket… It’s power is too much!
But without the jacket I can no longer distinguish him from the AMD CEO.
Well they are cousins after all
Which is so strange. Like the two companies a boom depends on, and it’s a family dynasty.
Welcome to medieval Europe, he have chins!
I want that jacket.
So say we all!
I want that jacket.
Why would an Nvidia exec sleep with Huang? She already has access to Nvidia’s trade secrets!
Maybe Jensen promised her a free RTX 5090
I mean…
Is that why she became an Nvidia exec?
[Narrator] History would go on to record that after all the complex financial maneuvering, after all the hyperbolic speculation, overt fraud and rampant corruption, the thing that actually popped the AI bubble was Huang’s dick.
Huang’s wang…
lol this guy was a loser his whole life. Just a nerd with his trust right hand for his little huang.
Then he’s exploiting the masses and public resources and thinks women suddenly think he’s hot at his greyest and flabbiest.
What a schmuck
but that leather jacket
Idk I’d estimate average physical attractiveness.
If someone like this is a loser, what are the rest of us?
I think you may be a bit too hard on him. Who hasn’t been tempted by a beautiful woman in their life? I think something like 50% of couples are unfaithful and it’s often never discovered. Only in anonymous surveys it shows up.
I think we all know that men have a vary hard time resisting temptation. It’s not only this guy. It’s almost every man. So it doesn’t make sense to judge other men very hard over this. Unless you are a woman. Then again, a woman did this to him. He didn’t do it alone.
But sure, the other stuff about exporting chips is just stupid of him. That is my problem with him, not that he was unfaithful.
a woman did this to him
he didn’t do it alone
These are two very different sentiments.
Could his ouster be the first domino?
This is leaked by the White House apparently, so some fuckery is going on.
I’d like to see what stock moves JD has been making
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
As Kendrick said
once a lame, always a lame. You thought the money the power or fame would make you go away?
“I am sorry I cheated and will cheat on you…”
I hope to see the I cheated on my wife and my mistress with a Chinese honeypot former billionaire special of Jerry Springer
I guess I kinda just want reality tv shit back on tv, and less in reality.
Every day is springtime for Jensen.
OoooooOOOO
So technological.
The one AI company that’s making any money, at all, and is in turn funding the other companies who are all in scads of debt - is now about to restructure ahead of an IPO.
You don’t see any technological ramifications there?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IPO? Huh? Isn’t NVIDIA already a public company?
Seems like with his unlimited millions, Jensen could have had all the above-board sugar babies, escorts, etc. Plus thousands of impressionable female fans at his amazing CEOness.
And yet he went for cheap tawdry office flings and anyone sexy who chats him up.
Fuckin putz
That sounds awfully… financial… in nature.
