Things that never happened #1

If something can come out of nowhere and dominate a already established platform… That platform probably already sucked to begin with.

Twitter was a shit hole the second it launched.

It just became a bigger shit hole when the Nazi bought it.

Twitter has always sucked. It’s almost entirely responsible for the reason we have such a need for immediate information. There is no patience anymore or even reputable journalism and reporting because being first is more important than being right.

The reason the media is as shit as it is now is almost directly causes by Twitter. It should have been shut down years ago.

He was never shot in the ear…

Watching tv is beyond her tech savviness? It’s actually easier. I just open website, click channel, watch tv.

That’s the intention. Create a problem that doesn’t exist, then solve said problem. Crime in DC was at an all time low until Trump sent troops who are now committing crimes. Now Trump can point to “look at the crime in DC! Look at it!”

That’s quite a fair point. I’ve never had to hunt down other languages but I’m sure there are free services out there that do.

There’s a new push from the right with the whole trial with Fauci that everything he said was a lie and that the vaccine didn’t actually work, social distancing didn’t actually work, and masks didn’t actually work because some dipshit American politician made something up and the right ran with it.

So now the right has their weekly walking papers of “We were right all along!” because why have facts and evidence and you can have Rand Paul of all people invent a false narrative and the sheep follow right along with it.

Let’s ignore all the other countries who leaned into the vaccine and social distancing that didn’t lose a fraction of their population compared to America to Covid. Let’s also completely ignore the fact that Trump of all people was at the forefront of Operation Warp Speed to accelerate funding and research for mRNA vaccines.

But no one has ever accused Americans of being smart.

Let’s be honest though. Nobody “absolute must pay”.

I’m on rural Internet. I pay for 50mb down. That’s all I get on satellite.

I’m watching the Jays game right now. It buffered once in the 2nd inning for 2 seconds and has been flawless since. Why would I pay $25-40 a month for the same quality?

There are pirate streaming services that are just as good as the paid ones, get everything the same day, and are completely free.

I have no problem giving my money to an honest streaming service. There are none left. It’s all greed.

People demand others be perfect so they can live vicariously through them while their own life is a miserable mess. They refuse to have any form of introspective and self acknowledgement of themselves to make their own lives better, so they need others around them to be perfect, even if those others is a para-social relationship with a Youtuber.

I got banned for defending trans people, so there’s that too.

Cool. So do something about it.

Tell her some stranger from Canada says “Bless her heart”

Chernobyl: A massive catastrophic accident during testing and shift changes.

AI: A massive catastrophic accident intentionally caused by corporate greed and capitalism

I’ve worked in a few of these production lines and they’re literally just changing the packaging at the end of production. The packages could be different enough to change taste or texture but the product itself is identical.

Keep in mind that most off-brand products are literally the same brand name product in a different container.

In Canada we have a few off brand labels like No Name and Compliments. Take ketchup for example. The off-brand ketchup is literally the same brand name Heinz or French’s it’s sitting beside, but for $1.50 cheaper. That’s because the off brand companies like Wal Mart and Loblaws pay for production cycle time at the main plants. So a run of Heinz ketchup will actually be a run of No Name ketchup. Heinz gets more money for the use of production time than they would selling that line of their own brand ketchup.

If you’re brand loyal to something, you’re just willing to pay more for a name, not the thing you want. Sour cream, mayo, toothpaste, even soap is all the exact same as the brand name stuff you’re buying.

Most of the time you can tell where it came from by the production stamp. All companies have their own number so the no name ketchup would have the same product number stamp as the brand name one because it came from the same facility.

The entire world came together to fix a massive hole in our atmosphere.

But we can’t be bothered to feed people.

That was us. Our wedding bands were about that all in, and I got their engagement ring for about $125.

I think everything we did for our wedding, rings included, was around $1500. The majority of that was booze.

Rookie numbers.