







Let’s turn them all into artificial reefs


After long-ass prison sentences?


It’s worth the watch just for the Rickyisms


Shit apples Squiddy


That was really nice of them to answer the question personally


Now they know where to install the urinal


Step 2: find out


Not letting billionaires own every single media outlet would be a good step

Best I can do is thoughts and prayers -Politicians


He’s still going to deadname his daughter


Anyone not enjoying the luxury of a bidet is pooping like a Neanderthal


And they have the Trump pee tapes too


Everyone said I was daft to build missile in Russia, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It blew up on the launchpad. So I built a second one. That blew up on the launchpad. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then blew up on the launchpad. But the fourth one stayed airborne! And that’s what you’re going to get lad, the stupidest named missile in all of Russia