You want to wake up and fend off the serial killers without pants? Pshh, good luck.

Virtually every main cause of death on this list is falling or getting struck by a vehicle.

Yeah kids hate chicken nuggets

The United States was still using hanging as capital punishment until the early seventies.

Don’t do it. The train store is where they whacked Bobby.

People are using his likeness to gain attention and probably money. They could go and record those jokes and rants themselves but nobody would be interested in listening.

You enter the hallway. There is a door in the north wall with a red handle that says “Do not open.” There is also an open door in the east wall with first class seats in view. What do you do?

Not everybody knows how to do everything! Driving isn’t the only thing!

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer group of people.

I want to believe.

You might be giving them too much credit for thinking about what they’re doing.

Not south, though… Oh God, not south.

This looks super quick and easy. Excellent stuff here.

“The results of their research reveal that hunter–gatherers in Siberia constructed complex defense structures around their settlements 8,000 years ago.”

Tl;dr depends ¯_(ツ)_/¯

“Indemnity experts are urging the adoption of an early-warning program to detect looming health problems among people with life insurance and keep them alive.”

Stay classy, insurance industry.

Just POP already!

They’re very unhappy they can’t read everyone’s messages, and if you don’t want to show them your message it’s because you don’t want to protect children. They were so very close to protecting all children, everywhere always, but Meta just threw a whole wrench in the works.

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Article fluff then paywall.

I was trying to save people clicks. It’s not my opinion, it was just the top five on the list in the article.