That’s the interpretation from the modern perspective on relationships. The tale is from a time where women (well, more like girls to be exact) were married off without any say of their own, and the tale was supposed to tell them “hey, we know the guy we’re forcing you to marry seems like a hairy monster, buuuuut if you can look past that he might be nice actually!”

Best to worst: 83752461

Me too! I didn’t expect this pillow to be this popular.

Also, I’m sorry about Sweets :(

GF recently wanted to buy Ms office because she had a nice looking CV template for it that would not work well in LibreOffice. So I spent some hours making a good one without Ms crap, just so they would not get anymore money.

Not “make them meow to my will”, missed opportunity tbh, King Carolus Felis will see to your punishment.

When there are fewer LGBT people in the military, then there will also be less resistance from within when the military is used to oppress that very same group. I suspect that might be a reason for the ban. Also I guess there’d be less chance for a coup, but I don’t know how likely that is to begin with.

“no preference” aka “I don’t even know who the potential candidates are, also I don’t care, get out of the way, I’m trying to golf here”

It’s already at version 4.4, that’s over four entire Godots, come on don’t get greedy

Machen -> make

The translation by amoistgrandpa is “Then you can shitpost in two languages”, which is good English, a more literal translation would be “then you can make shitposts in two languages”

They needed to do anything to stop copycats from popping up, and they did an okay job at doing so.

Though I wonder if that will remain the case if Luigi actually does come up with an alibi he had all along, waiting to reveal it all this time just to really rub it in how law enforcement screwed this up. And with all the spotlight on him all the time, the real killer could be anywhere in the world at this point, completely unknown and unreachable. Not exactly a scenario that scares people off

The boomers are old a lot older than 30 though, so it would need to be a 4 day week for everyone over 60. At that point it’s barely useful anyways

Oh he just draws the buildings like he imagines them on fire, I first thought he would just happen across burning banks by “random chance”

Oh come on the lack of a stack system was such a positive. I loved how I could look over all profiles around me, see who managed to write more than 10 words about themselves and just send them a message. I guess that system just worked to well, I never felt the need to pay for anything

What is okcupid like nowadays? I found a partner there like 7 years ago and out of all the dating sites I’ve tried, it was the best by a good margin.

You might not get hit on but you will get hit

I mean it’s a very large country with many interesting places, diverse landscapes etc etc, I don’t find it particularly strange to never have left. I wonder how many Europeans have never left Europe, though I guess the cultural differences between countries there is larger than between states in the US.

If the invisible hand end up yeeting Trump out of the White House, I’m all for it

The Russians are genuinely good at sowing chaos and dissent abroad, it’s high time western countries do more than the usual “just let it happen lol”

What a load of shit. With Mongolia not arresting Putin you could argue that they’re stuck between Russia and China and have no choice but to at least tolerate their neighbor. But I see no justification for not arresting Netanyahu in Germany.