I didn’t think it was possible to look more like a demon wearing a skin suit than Kenneth Copeland, but I was wrong.

I’d like to buy that man a beer. Unfortunately that would mean going to Tennessee, but still.

Oh good, it wasn’t just me.

Please don’t give them ideas. Fido’s one thing, but at least that’s a sentient being that can feel pain. Officer Clanker, I hope to god, Satan, the FSM, Jibbers Crabst and whatever other deity may listen, is many many decades away.

If they start declaring inanimate fucking objects or robots to be police officers, all it will mean is that the penalty for vandalism and cop killing is the same… so you might as well earn it.

Claude has on two occasions ended our conversation because I kept referring to it as a useless piece of shit.

the fact this is even a thing, that a glorified autocorrect has the gall, the temerity to pretend it has hurt feelings, is one of the reasons I feel more and more like fucking off into the wilderness and living like Ted Kaczynski.

oh, but we won’t charge you until your 30 days is up, you can just cancel before then!*

*please forget please forget please let us charge you when you least expect it oh god please forget about us you fucking stupid forgetful dope

– how I interpret “free trials” that work like this. You can terminate my service when my trial is up, you do not need my credit card information until I’ve actually agreed to purchase the service. There is literally no practical reason they can’t just do that instead – except, of course, that it makes them more money off of forgotten trial subscriptions.

a box in the ground would also be acceptable, I think.

…as opposed to the perfectly sane, level-headed individuals who fly planes into skyscrapers?

Smart. Easier to say ‘no’ to a shiny rock, hard to say it to a kitten.