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They actually press commercial CDs instead of laser burning them like a CD-Rom.

I wonder if spray painting the reverse side would make it playable.

US Mobile is the way to go.

I don’t have one horse size duck or 100 duck sized horses in this race.

Whenever I see a vest that says POLICE ICE on it, I always think that whoever ordered them had a stutter.

Lego were meant for using your imagination. Following instructions is the opposite of that.

I was at a Rays game talking about going to visit their ray tank when someone told me about Steve Irwin’s passing. At first I thought it was a joke. Unfortunately it wasn’t.

Better icon here… https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Pixelfed_logo_multicolor_(September_2018).svg/1280px-Pixelfed_logo_multicolor_(September_2018).svg.png

I don’t remember Winnie the Pooh being so violent

President John Tyler has grandchildren that are still alive. Tyler died before Rasputin was born.

I can imagine Lockheed doing it to find skunkworks, but no so much for Boeing

I thought YouTube Premium was like WinRAR. Nobody actually pays for it.

Don’t you mean yuge embarrassment?

Indeed. In Deep Space 9, they built one and tried to sail it from Bajor. Got caught in a field of tachyons and ended up at Cardassia. Would essentially be like us making it to Proxima Centauri though.

I wonder how long it will take to get to Cardassia

There’s no paint on the planet that will make most of their cars cool.

Her last name isn’t Borden, is it?

Shut up about your pocket monster, I’m on the phone with a real one.

Why does he look like Ron Jeremy after getting a DUI?

That’s (not) in-Seine.