Also you need to know about this and find it first. Try doing that in the middle of the night, on a car that has been deformed by a crash, and is on fire.

You have to understand them, they need to ensure steady flow of donations from big businesses to political parties.

He had to, because that’s the only way to get his name mentioned in the same sentence with the word “intelligence” without causing the universe to collapse from a logic error.

The “global South” is a stupid pipe dream of people with little to no grasp on reality. The term even lacks a clear definition, so it can be anything and everything.

Most likely the IT guy thought you were either lying, or are too stupid to actually turn your computer off and on again. Because both is pretty typical for end users. Working in IT with direct contact to “non technical” end users will make you lose your faith in humanity very quickly, because you get to look straight into the deepest abyss of human malice and stupidity all day every day.

Too late, someone already did that, you can only get everlasting fame for the same thing once.

Drivers of Audi, Mercedes, BMW be like

For trailers, there is a general speed limit of 80km/h, unless the trailer is suitably equipped and officially approved for 100km/h and is towed by a suitable vehicle. (Here, the specifics get complicated, because Germany) Trailers capable of driving at 100km/h must be marked at the rear with a sticker.

Ich kann Dir eine notariell beglaubigte, laminierte und unterschriebene Bestätigung des Ordnungsamts vorlegen, (in dreifacher Ausfertigung) dass ich zum Lachen vorschriftsgemäß in den Keller gehe.

Oder auf den des niederländischen Gegenübers.

Gude

The difference between Dutch and German is inversely proportional to the speakers’ blood alcohol content.

Lokus? Ihgitt.

mmmmmh stagnant brewery swamp water full of microorganism excrements

runs away from imminent artillery strike

Why run? This won’t hurt a bit. Please stand still and smile.

Water tastes best after it has flowed through a brewery. Change my mind.