I’ve got:
There are no giant crabs in this novel: a novel of giant crabs (Book 5 in the John and Dave series).
I love these books, really hit my sense of humor/horror.

It hurts so much. I hope the people who voted no are looking at what’s happening and thinking “oops” I was wrong. But that’s not likely.

Very very carefully, drop it in a postbox and run!

I’m on an oil rig in the north sea and last time this happened I was stuck out here for an extra week. I’m due home on Friday. Really really hoping this time isn’t at bad.