good news! there is a skeleton inside of you, it won’t be cultural appropriation if you tell people to call you bone daddy, you can just do that :)

i thought it was about some yokai who would then haunt that boy forever or something

hey give me those all rounder offers, all i’m seeing is “we’re looking for a specialist in marketing in tiktok comments who speaking C2, B1, and A1 in Latin, Ancient Egyptian, and Mayan respectively. 5 years of experience required”

nobody is dying on hills here, this is a joke

these don’t look like they fit any body part really, so they’re either custom made or perhaps made from chest harness parts? idk

remember that the end of the world has been caluclated many, many times now. sometimes with vibes, sometimes with actual data, and so far it hasn’t happened, somehow we keep on persevering despite everything

however sure you are of your estimates, the world is to chaotic to ever truly know

dubious method but correct conclusion, i’d give you half a point

i’d be willing to suffer another year of ram shortage if that meant all smart devices fucked off

maybe we could even see actual physical buttons on devices again! i miss buttons and toggles

if you want to be treated seriously maybe provide some proof instead of saying that you’re attuned to all datapoints and can therefore see the future lol

aw whack you’re right, when my banking app stops supporting my OS version i’ll have to update

ya i know, but i don’t really download anything on my phone or click suspicious links, i know this is not a perfect defence, but honestly, i hate UI changes more than i worry about malicious software

can i walk around this by simply never updating my phone? been (not?) doing that for a year already anyways

haven’t read that Narnia book yet

ni howdy

ratings are not objective, no matter how hard we try we are not creatures of objectivity. when it comes to rating other people most of us want to be nice

this system can skew the average towards negative

say someone found a hair in their soup but otherwise the experience was amazing - even if they’re peak karen they’d still probably give something like 3 stars, but if faced with a binary choice they’d probably pick the negative option

unless you mean up/down vote per each quality like atmosphere, food, hygine, service etc then that’d preserve the nuance imo

i will admit, i do not remember where i got that info from, i thought it was part of the reply to the petition that was making rounds a week or so ago but i’m not sure now

yeah and their government is planning on restricting VPN use because of that, they’re not going to stop being dickheads, brits need to get their voices heard sooner rather than later

the brits really need to learn from the french how to protest. it’s been nearly a month and i haven’t heard of even a measly car being set on fire, just one petition that got a reply akin to “lol, nah”. the french would’ve set a car on fire for less is all i’m saying

sure thing buddy, i’ll go ahead and get my grown up tasks going, and you finish your education, and no it’s not slavery i promise

what? (._.) <- this has been my face the entire conversation, sometimes (o_O) <- this

this is not what moving the goal post means. at least look up things before saying them

i would make a rational argument, if i thought my argument would be met with an equally rational response. but so far you haven’t really shown off your ability to do so, so i’d rather outsource that task to someone who at least would make some money from a conversation with you