Fuck 'em, it’s obvious they wouldn’t do anything to help as allies - why do what they want?

I appreciate the sacrifice to show us this beautiful toast, knowing that to wait and take a photo would render it cold and therefore bad toast.

Give a man a tariff hammer and all he sees is tariff nails

It’s a neat story really. A castle cannon that was lost technology, people knew how to fire it but not how to build one or repair it.

FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIIIIIIIVE!! UHHH!!

Careful what you say on threads such as these, OpenAIs Basilisk might be reading

https://media1.tenor.com/m/33EzbxFZQnEAAAAd/yogurt-spaceballs.gif

And I fell for it too. I had the turtles sewer boat, but always actually wanted the zeppelin