Well, it is “For You” then, isn’t it? Not “Here’s what you want” but “here’s what the algorithm has chosen For You”. For You: a bespoke, tailored, never-ending torrent of content that we have picked out based on the relentless automated psychoanalysis we carry out every second of ever day based on every swipe, zoom and key press to keep you outraged, distracted and malleable with the absolute bare minimum of entertainment and dopamine. Bon appetit.

MOS 6502 support when?

Okay, but it’s really important that they play Nigel Farage’s videos at full volume because otherwise people nearby might be allowed to forget he exists for a few seconds.

This is great! It’s been frankly hard work avoiding using Meta, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Threads and all of Zuckerberg’s other merciless surveillance and manipulation systems, and now I don’t have to worry about avoiding it any more because I don’t need to give deliberate consent at all, I only need to be within range of someone who has given unwitting consent on my behalf. And inside my own home when I’m my most unguarded and sincere, believing I’m only sharing my thoughts with the people present. What a win!

Hi guys! Welcome back. So today we’re going to see if we can trigger that unsigned integer underflow bug that some of you have been talking about. As you can see here I’ve already got an Iberia Airbus A380 heading perfectly due West towards Null Island and, thanks to the telemetry bug we found last week that still hasn’t been patched we’ve got it showing as a two-seater Cessna so the occupation rate is 15000% so what were going to do is get the latitude, longitude and altitude to all cross zero at the same time…

Shanghai is drowning under record rainfall. Europe is burning under record drought.

Anyway, the Economy demands we burn more oil and send more plastic shit to landfill. Chop-chop.

My first words were “boba” and “kiki” but my parents were both abstract two-dimensional shapes so that might have affected things.

Haha, well you know what they say about $hometown - if you don’t like the weather, wait an hour! Haha!

I always updoot 6music. Well-managed ABC playlist, informed DJs who get to pick their own tracks, plenty of background and relevant conversation (Artist in Residence, Freak Zone, Round Table, etc), and because it’s the BBC there’s no adverts, no fucking obnoxious competitions, and no desperate attempts at listener engagement.

If you ever get a chance to go to the 6 Music Festival; do it.

Charlie Catlin. That’s the best I can do, sorry.

No, Hitler was the only one. He spread it around like a drop of ink in a puddle of water. Free countries like mine weren’t affected because were Free which is like metaphorical wax paper boat against the inky puddle of fascism. When Hitler died all the fascism evaporated like, let’s say, a puddle in the sun, not the puddle from before, but a new puddle because it’s a different metaphor now.

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I kind of love how Mac OS X hasn’t been called that for over a decade and hasn’t been supported by Apple at all since 2018 but people still hang on to it over the childish jellybean-looking squeaky toy that is macOS.

Better to shower shit than shit showers.

Edit: fuck, I should have said “better to shit in the shower than shower in the shit”, that would have been way better.

Gotta stomp those spicy nuggets away. Then wash your shit-caked feet.

These days if you want to stand out you need to send it on Bee Paper.

Not a direct answer to your question, but assuming you have a switch that supports VLANs you don’t need a second ethernet port at all.

As a kid I lived in a house in the countryside, literally a mile from the next house. We had a cat, a female tortie, called Poppy. One day we brought Poppy in the house just before we were all leaving (big house, don’t worry) and when we went outside… there was Poppy, sat next to the car. She seemed a bit standoffish but let us pick her up and put her inside. How odd.

Later on we got home to find two cats in the house. Both female tortoiseshells and nearly identical. We never found out where the second cat came from, she was in no rush to leave and the two cats got on well enough so we kept her. But to this day we haven’t got a clue where the second one (we called her Jinx) came from.

Anyway, this cat looks just like Poppy and Jinx. Honestly I got a bit choked up seeing this photo and being reminded of them - they were both thick as shit and I loved them.

That’s illegal in the EU - the opt-out must be the default option and, if it’s not automatically enabled, must be the easiest option - but then that gets flaunted by the scummier websites.

They don’t use pounds in the EU, so it’d be kilos of Euros.