Those 11 know who they work for, and it isn’t you.

Just be thankful nothing will pass for 2 years. This is really the best case scenario for the US.

You mean the one he had to give up so people wouldn’t think he was profiting from being President?

We are living in the dumbest timeline, and modern Americans are the dumbest people the world has ever experienced.

Management never goes to training

Turns out he got his Dana Whites mixed up.

He was actually supposed to hire Dana W. White, a former Pentagon chief spokeswoman during his first term, but his brain is so fried that he got them confused.

You can’t even make this shit up.

Stock buybacks coming right up

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…and the smartest person in the room is the AV technician.

During COVID, i did 195 days on an out of service cruise ship. The isolation was unreal.

If it’s Erika Kirk, yes.

Cue Erika Kirk

Erika Kirk incoming.

Yeah, you’d think that all recordings would have to be local…and not on the cloud.

Media has been like this for a long time

This will go well.

I worked onboard an out-of-service cruise ship during COVID and was stuck onboard for 195 days at sea in a row. There were only 95 other crew members, and only 3 women onboard. I am still fucked up from all the isolation i went through.

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