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THEY HAVE IT! CANNED B E A N

skill issue, just be so weird that you make friends with the other weird guys

side effects may include: finding out why they are ostracized

PINGAS

skill issue, get a jerma profile picture instead and slowly become him

make sure you sterilize them first

N/A! (I am still feeling existential dread, just none of the options are applicable)

somehow I only learned that kidneys were in the back yesterday, I had thought they were near the ovaries

found the snake

“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?” -vampires

or you could just push down an Aux Cassette, plug in your device, and listen to everything you could imagine

yeah, the Post is just read by right wing assholes, at least the times tries to be credible

fuck the nyt, I’m from new york and I don’t know anyone local who reads it

there are more 11’8"ers out there just waiting to have a truck get rammed into them by an overconfident driver

I think their point is that there would be no reason to saying that it’s not red if there was also no assumption of it being red in the first place

jad

*Jod

that’s what the internet is for, it’s all one big threesome

Technically, i touch the screen and it smooth

people say ducks/geese are fucked up but they look/act too silly for my brain to make the connection

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