Or sarcasm, even

Their comment history is literally just Fox News. Covers the full gamut from trans athletes to Hunter Biden conspiracies. I didn’t know these people existed on Lemmy

Everything about this is disgusting, but I do find it interesting that one of his grievances is that Elon ‘stole his Nazi swag.’ I.e. that he was a Nazi innovator and Elon is terribly unoriginal in all his Nazi behaviour

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others.

It’s pretty insane that choosing the default instance is seen as being indicative of your politics

It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did.

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.

I’d rather be a bird than a fish.

He was also cornered on this since Chrystia Freeland was so loud about Ottawa needing to take action

Except he’s staking the country’s future on being an ‘AI superpower’, so there’s no chance he does anything to piss off big tech

It took him a month to finish the meal.

The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.

They probably came pre-brainwashed by manosphere content, so Musk didn’t even have to do much to elicit cult-like behaviour

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

Ianucci has drunk from the waters of prophecy

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.

Erin accidentally created a new universe.

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate.