No, they just screenshot your phone every five minutes and Autocorrect your words when they are double plus ungood

BBC video source

Stupid sexy Gorn Queen…

I think they doesn’t want to have to pay for a replacement with their taxes.

I was talking about this one

Just in time for the new Kurtzgesagt video about them

I see no God up here. BUT ME.

Who’s That Pokemon?!?!

I mean… I’ve met Glaswegians.

That those are the only counties Americans stereotypically visit.

Which isn’t close to true.

From what I understand it’s what you drink at the family reunion once you run out of cheap beer and need to forget how bad Chicago is.

For anyone who is not from Chicago, Malort is a bitter liquor that tastes like you poured anise through a filter of mud and used motor oil.

Maybe the camera adds 10 pounds, which matters more when you are only 10 to begin with

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Is this Loss?!

And not a braincell between them

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Too bad Nibbler’s not around. I guess I’ll have to eat this raw, dripping ham by myself.

Or did he have all of the orange brain mummified with him except for the last active cell shared amongst his descendents?

Catloafs occur when you take your cat out of the oven while baking too early. It’s a rookie mistake that can easily be fixed with a few treats as a garnish

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