I believe these lines are straight with a black hole at the centre.

Don’t lie to yourself. That’s a Giga Pet and you know it.

Ahh. I understand. Nice work.

Are there not some words which contain the letters I, M or Q?

If only we could do two letters. I really like Lickin Pork.

The Bestie Boys

Damn. Something finally dethroned my weiner.

pic not related

I’m lawful evil. But I think they mixed up neutral evil and chaotic evil.

I’m not sure what Sonic’s deal is. I’m pretty sure he can’t afford the drive thru.

They don’t let him in the drive thru unless he has a vehicle.

I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

Wait, it’s all hashtags?

I beg thy pardon.

“SLAMS”

We call 'im Donny Jingles!

Kinda sounds like an accident you make in your pants.

Yeah the whole reason Apple won’t allow it is because they expect you to conclude exactly this.

Could you maybe ask him not to?