I’m jelly of Americans, who will never have to deal with that bullshit. Nope, not at all!

“My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!”

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”

It was busy uploading a sock.

Well, that’s a brand new sentence.

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say…me too. I don’t care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don’t know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

Meh, fist-size drywall repair kits are cheaper.

“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”

No truth-handler me :(

Flirt on, if you like her. You’re gonna be awkward. It’s gonna be supacringe. If she digs you, and is worth your time, she’ll like the awkwardness. She’s looking for a fellow human, not a love god.

But if she gets turned off, then it wasn’t meant to be. You have failed, but you have learned, there’s still a billion-odd potential mates left to meet.

With all due respect to him and his family, a jetski escape does sound pretty bitchin…i’m imagining him rocking aviator sunglasses, carving through waves with a supermodel in each arm.

Did she do it in Reno?

Wouldn’t be surprised if it struck London.