And can sell that receipt to someone else who needs a receipt. It’s not a pyramid scheme

Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

Me neither laughs nervously

As if there weren’t other ways to download videos from YouTube…

“I was waiting for you”

“Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?”
“Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?”
“Well, the basile withered again.”

No smartphone inside, just cotton living in the moment

Like clan criminality or something. If a foreigner dies it has to have been another foreigner

I totally go soon, just one more, … ok this is the last, … it didn’t count, just this one, … oh damn, I’m closed to 20 already, I didn’t wanted to get there but now that I’m here, … at 40 this happens again, right? Let’s check, …

Actually 🤓 it was James Cook who found Australia and he didn’t go there by ski but by ship and he didn’t find one little guy but exterminated a whole indigenous population

When they came for Pluto, I said nothing because I wasn’t a planet
When they came for Australia, I said nothing because I wasn’t a continent
When they came for Bielefeld, I said nothing because I wasn’t a city
When they came for me, there was no one left to say anything

– Martin Niemöller

Still, the surface area is much bigger. Pluto is a real continent

No! Austria will never be a planet nor continent. It is a white, European country and I’m willing to die on that hill!

That’s the American Dream and it’s called dream because you have to be asleep to believe in it

/mjaʊ̯/

Thatsthejoke.zip

Thanks, I’m not good at tone in my native language already and even less in English. I didn’t give the comment much thought, I could have found a better phrasing.

About the coffee machine: I refilled it today so it must have been someone else who didn’t

I’m in the positive again, maybe it was my other comment or it’s just fluctuating

How is there space between the solar system and interstellar space? Isn’t interstellar just everything between the star systems?

I’m aware that sending something to do the repairs isn’t an option, my question was whether it’s worth it (and apparently it is) or if it’s more an experiment about long distance repairs which by itself is very expressive already.

I’m not sure why I’m downvoted. Maybe I worded my question badly or it’s because it was a question I could have googled on my own. I don’t know and neither do I care. I don’t think you downvoted me, if it sounded that way. Just now saw it and wondered why