It’s like the make out sessions with my bros. Just yell ‘no homo’ after and you’re legally not gay.

Sorry, damn autocorrect

Can confirm; Dan’s mom = very mediocre. Not worth the journey to her house 3/10.

This hits close to home. My girl is 12 now and while she still loves going on walks she’s slowed a lot since she was a pup.

I was just watching a thing about the Adeptus Mechanicus and their “computers”. Even the full robots still use a wafer of human brain as the processor so that no AI is used.

It’s sounding more and more like a prediction than a warning.

The real question: why not tits Garfield?

Literally smote by god would give me a solid chuckle because of the calisthenics his religious base would do to make it somehow a good thing.

I used to worry if it were at X percent at Y time. But the truth is my phone lasts all day 99% of the time so what’s the point of worrying? So I have it off. All I need to know is roughly how much power it has, if it dips below 20% it warns me and I turn on low power and there’s still enough power for up to a few hours.

The breathing space between the constant fire hose of bad news is what I miss most from Reddit. Too many old (I assume) curmudgeons on Lemmy want this to be a 90’s Linux forum with a Politics discussion board and are hostile to any fun. So many times I’ve seen sentiment from users that anything mentioned should only be here if it’s going to lead to deep, informed, structured conversation. I always picture those people like Kyle’s dad from South Park sitting down at his PC in his office with a glass of red wine in hand (minus the vitriol that follows).

While there’s obviously space for those discussions here it’d be nice to have more purely fun memes and discussions. Ones not about an ongoing genocide, or state run police crack downs, or companies invading deeply personal private information. More often than not Lemmy is deeply depressing with no respite.

Found the casting agent.

I have it on good authority that it’s loaded with a blank.

Somewhat unrelated but a mod recently removed one of my posts that was apparently an AI generated meme. Good!

That’s not sarcasm. I posted it because it was funny and it passed my own slop filter (aka brain) and I’d rather it removed. Honestly, my bad for posting the crap! I only wish AI trash weren’t so prevalent.

Second this. I drink like a fish, even water sometimes (/s), and still sometimes feel like the grim reaper’s looking at my report card when I stand up too fast.

Tbf maybe eodur is from the short-form generation and doesn’t realise YouTube has long form content. With that it mind it would seem strange to compare it to PeerTube which is more like Netflix. /s

Going to keep this meme in my back pocket. It’ll get a fair bit of use on Lemmy.

Damn that would be hilarious. It could absolutely turn into a no-win scenario for the orange clown. Turn away free healthcare by running the ships out of town or let them stay and piss off the American healthcare operators?

We all know which option he’d choose. He’d have a lot more friends running the system than stuck inside of it.

That’s great to hear and pretty cool that it can be done as P2P. I’ll definitely give it a go now!

Is screen sharing available for self hosting? Last I checked (6 months ago) the TS server version wasn’t publicly available yet.

If it is I’ll give it another go!

Spacebar sounded really promising when I checked them out years ago.

The big Discord.com features currently left unimplemented or with partial implementations are: Voice/Video support (WebRTC protocol support implemented, but lacking UDP protocol implementation)

Unfortunately, seems like it’s still not at a point where it could cover basic Discord functionality.

Edit: I should be clear, I’m not trying to discourage it. I really hope it succeeds to the goal of parity with Discord! Love to hear from someone who has used it a bit.

I looked into Stoat around the time of their name change announcement.

On the one hand it looks good and is definitely the closest Discord clone at the moment. I was disappointed about a couple of things though:

• They have a self hosted server option but it doesn’t have the full feature suite and seems like they’ve decided that it won’t in the foreseeable future.

• They’re aware of federation and have no plans to head down that path for the software.

Bit of a shame because if I could self host the full software that’d be pretty damn good as a replacement for all of my friends. If it could be federated in a way where servers could work in tandem that’d be a great distributed alternative to Discord for the entire community! I understand why they’re not pursuing those avenues but it’s still a shame.