Clean your room!

Now you buy it and try it yourself, if you’re interested. You can return the game if it’s not too your liking after the first hour of play.

I think it’s hissing like noises in general that cats find upsetting

What’s going on with that bottle? It’s ai generated, isn’t it?

I mean Ubisoft has probably tens of thousands of ex employees

Sounds like a good time to start your own business, creating a stable, no-bullshit version of whatever these companies produce

I’m sorry, but that is all wrong. How is Groot not fibres? And Drax protein?! Nebula is obviously minerals! Very disappointing. Please see me after class.

Is now a good time to invest in stocks?

I’m sorry, but these protests are going to far! That was a perfectly fine soup!

He does, too

Data hoarding

Dark patterns are basically best practices at this point

But the original Ghost in the Shell is perfect! I just rewatched it this weekend and it still looks amazing! Why remake that?

The revolutionary part is -get this- to use the empty houses -you following?- to house the people who don’t have houses! Genius! We truly are living in the future!

Absolutely, here is the part for the lazy:

I should add that, for all her cheerleading of gen Z, Foster isn’t above being irritated by them. “They’re really annoying, especially in the workplace. They’re like, ‘Nah, I’m not feeling it today, I’m gonna come in at 10.30am.’ Or, like, in emails, I’ll tell them this is all grammatically incorrect, did you not check your spelling? And they’re like, ‘Why would I do that, isn’t that kind of limiting?’”

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