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Sauce: clickhole

https://clickhole.com/spiraling-out-of-control-this-man-spends-90-minutes-a-1825121567/

Guys. Seriously. I’ve run out of popcorn.

Any advice for a struggling popcorn eater?

They will use cybertrains. basically a bunch of cybertrucks chained together.

“After Massive Public Pressure, Georgia Cops Drop Charges Against 24-Year-Old Who Miscarried”

Sorry. Just needed to rewrite the headline for my own sanity.

Yet.

All it would take is for him to have a bad interaction with someone vaguely Indian and he’ll throw down a tariff.

So trump won’t tariff India?

I’m still waiting for them to say “this is literally 1984… something something instruction manual”

Start on the dark side.

My biggest gripe with the MP5 is the lack of headphone jack. Thanks a lot Apple for forcing this trend on everyone!!!1!!1

Same. No ads yet but will cancel and delete if they start showing up.

Been slowly moving over to Nebula anyway.

Not American but I feel like at this point I’d get a four year supply of popcorn and try to encourage the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

Eg. Hulk Hogan should be head of the EPA. Start a campaign and mock outrage when trump is silent on the matter.

My head canon. Remember when Elon launched a Tesla into space and there was a space suit in the drivers seat. He was in the suit.

The lizard people saw him as a liability and replaced him.