He’s bored and wants to play.

We have a constipated cat. Our vet recommended a tiny amount of Miralax daily.

Purrfect and affordable.

I hope he doesn’t grow into those feet.

The cat distribution system at work.

Every cat fight. Then they must pause to groom.

Seriously, you want me to do the job of a cashier and a bagger, give me a 15% discount or go fuck yourself.

Recursive cat!

Our Dumbass in Chief is showing just how little his peepee is.

I think you’re right. Rumor is Trump has the attention span of a gnat.

If so, it probably wasn’t covered by UHC.