You gotta get in the friendzone with the ocean, then you can just chill out.

My housemate used to bring me my pillow and blanket because he knew I would be there all night and at least I could be warm.

Great, now it’s gonna hallucinate pouring me a beer and I’m gonna get into a fight with a beer tap again.

Feast or Fight! 2 billionaires get the choice to either be eaten by the poor or fight to the death for temporary survival.

We need to kick start this dystopian society by forcing these shitty billionaires to fight each other to the death in a steel cage for our entertainment.

It’s more of a concept now.

Yeah, gods a bitch.

Talking shit on here is my therapy. That and screaming at sky tempting god to show himself so I can kick his ass.

It’s mostly 5 hours, maybe six and sometimes 4 but mostly 5…

Man, now other people’s cats are staring at me on the toilet.

Trains used to be fun.

Always have something to distract you while it loads, never let those thoughts be heard!

You’re pretty fired up for an icefox, you need to chill out.

WHAT’R YA GONNA DO, GAS ME?!!?

It’s for opiates, now I’m imagining grandma sitting on her knitting chair shooting up heroin with her group.

EC3 is wrestling in NWA now.

Todays Chosen Pakistani/Instant Pakistani

Hahah, okie dokie then.

Hahahahhahahha no, iPhone isn’t better.

Apple waits for android to cop the shit, then they do the same. Won’t be long untill they’re pushing the same thing to you iPhone people.