Ah snap thanks for the reminder.

I know it’s all automated these days, but the mental prep isn’t.

That’s a hell of a suffix to add at the end of “just following orders.”

Pull out, don’t pull out, we’re fucked either way.

What an interesting carpet pattern. I almost thought they were on a beach.

Upping the slave labor numbers.

right in the exhaust pipe 😩

fuck cars

I’m willing to forgive them, but take my forgiveness with the grain of salt that is my clown fetish.

“no sloppy Windows, guys— I mean it.”
“LET’S SLOP IT UP!”

My retirement plan likely involves explosives and a penthouse or penthouse-equivalent that may or may not be occupied by the richest, douchiest person I can successfully stalk.

My inevitable colon cancer diagnosis is the go signal.

/s tag for when this comment comes up as “exhibit a”

Daylight Saving Time is coming up; let’s just skip an hour and get there early. Chop chop.

🎶 burning down the House! 🎶

Which is bad for the economy.

But, uhhh…

…they get off on killing people.

…and they lack the critical thinking skills to see how short term their thinking is.

…and they don’t care, they want the money from this right now.

“with full recovery proving elusive,”

FUN. JUST… FUN. FUN STUFF.

The problem for me is empathy is often the missing ingredient in my disagreements with others, and it’s harder or impossible to foster, teach, or cultivate that empathy via a remote text exchange.

It is easier to press the button that shocks the stranger when the stranger is in the other room.

…coupled with that I get enraged at injustice and bigotry enough that it likely affects my blood pressure, as well as my ability to articulate my political views in a respectful and/or cohesive manner.

Fuckinggoddam piece of shit nazifucks make me want to KILL. KILL. KILL. RRUFUDUDJDJCH JNENDUCHBR

I wish I was more active so I had an excuse to wear dope band-aids 😔

I think it was a Reddit scraper years ago that taught me that I should probably lie more often on the internet about my work, friends, family details, etc.

Just like, little lies that don’t really matter in the comment, but would misdirect an AI or investigator into things that aren’t true.

It’s just so much woooooork to think about this shit. And to come up with different screen names everywhere? And to like, sub to a city I don’t live in and comment there about shit I know nothing about? Exhausting.

Thankfully my brothers and three uncles are here to support me. And my alligator.

i came 😩

this will pair nicely with my shit fetish videos

It is!? Noooooooo! TIL

sadly I’ll likely support them through any shitty decisions they make as they are the only viable non-chromium alternative these days.

I get they’re chasing the buck and trying to stay relevant, but uhhhh… if they could be less Steve Buscemi-teen about it, that’d be great.