Bonesmashing?! Just when I thought people couldn’t get any stupider.

Why can we only think about one thing at a time?

Someone tell that to the random tab in my brain who keeps playing music

Why not? Opening up a system to competition usually makes it better, no?

I think they mean we’re weird because we make women be fully dressed at a naked festival

How many assholes do you have?

Doesn’t sound like a UK-specific problem, sadly :(

Wish the railways became more competitive by lowering their prices

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