Omg get the fuck off the stage!

With Cheese??!?

WHY???

That is fucking amazing. Thank you!

Then it’s time for a new party.

Omg I love your user name!

"Then-Commissioner Harley David Belew voted against adding IPAWS to the CodeRED system after noting that it would require switching out the county’s equipment, which he said he’d done recently because of a federal policy change a few years earlier.

““I don’t think it’s going to change anything,” Belew said.”

I’m sorry, what?!?

These are wonderful!! Nice job!!

Wait, did you even look at the table???

Ah, the Canadian.

I feel like this comes every 4th of July, the only difference is now it is a wolf whistle.

Eh, Lugi didn’t do it.

I would wager that they CAN NOT read.

This old, toothless, decrepit, termite drags himself into the bar. He looks up and down the bar and slowly says, “Is the bartender here?”