“The answer to pollution is 42.”

Macpac is my go-to generally. They’re New Zealand owned and everything I have bought from them has been really good.

This stupid cunt. All I want to do is refuel my car without taking out a second mortgage. Is that too much to ask? He thought he’d go in to Iran looking all tough and shit and all he’s done is fuck everything up. It’s high time Donny “fell” out a window… if they can find one wide enough.

“Flips out” This hyperbolic shit really grinds my gears. The protester didn’t shut up until everyone got annoyed, the Trump made a “joke” and went on a brief tangent full of lies, as normal. This isn’t a flip out. In fact this is barely worth reporting.

Adding all those countries would mean it’s no longer a North Atlantic Treaty, but more a Global Treaty. A Global Treaty for Force Organisation, or GTFO, perhaps.

Ahhh, so similar to Facebook then. I don’t bother with that site either.

No no, that’s SABOTAGE, not sabatoge.

They’ve gotta know if you’re fuckable.

So the US involving itself and killing more people is the right answer. I see.

Ahhh, the good ol’ cut off your nose to spite your face. Instead of finding another product to fit their niche use case, they throw all the toys out of the bath tub and have a cry.

It certainly feels like yet another case of “Australia says thing and no one cares”. Firstly, the monarchy rules Australia so they can do what they want without Australia having a say. Secondly, Andrew is so far down the line of succession that this is a fairly pointless thing to even mention. Unless Prince Harry and Prince William (with all three of his kids) all have some sort of freak accident in a Parisian tunnel, Andrew will never live to see the throne anyway. Even if Charles, his kids AND their kids ALL get wiped out, Anne is next in line before Andrew. So… whatever. Slow clap for Albo I guess.

Trump wouldn’t say “fuck Iran” after he finds out how old Iran is…

Lushsux is Melbourne based, unless they’ve gone to Sydney recently…

weeks-long campaign

“Mission Accomplished!” in just a few weeks, bro! And, you know, about 10-20 years of wasting time and resources, gradually building hatred towards themselves via a non-stop guerilla war and war crimes, until the US once again quietly chickens out and goes home.

But I guess you’ve got to keep the industrial war machine happy, otherwise all the shareholders, and the economy in general, will be really upset.

Blue balls.

No no guys, the FBI and the Attorney General have said there’s no evidence of anyone doing anything wrong, and there’s definitely no case to prosecute. There’s nothing to see here, move along.

How is that even admissible in court? It’s worse than hearsay, it’s madeupsay.

If your honour pleases, we have used AI to turn this child’s crayon drawing into the defendant pleading guilty! I’ll allow it.

For fucks sake.

And then they get to stand around saying “Why do they hate American so much? It must be because we have freedom!”. This has the lead up to 2001 written all over it.

“Newly released”?? This came out many months ago.

The Pinto became so renowned not because it easily blew up, but because people found out Ford had calculated the cost of payments to victims’ families and worked out it was cheaper than recalling all the vehicles and fixing the problem. Capitalism has been alive and well for at least the last 50 years.