“Sorry, we exclusively specialize in anal infrastructure”
It’s all computer.
“Sorry, we exclusively specialize in anal infrastructure”
HERE’S MY JOKE WHAT YOU THINK, GUYS?!
Here’s me explaining my joke in detail so you chuds get it:


Yes, I have! Jesus and the money changers, Moses and the golden calf, easier for a camel to go through a needle’s eye, money is the root of all evil- I can go on forever.
My belief is that Man being cast out of paradise is a story of the break between nomadic and sedentary life, because we were able to live in purity and harmony with the world as it were, in plenty and only using what we needed, and wanted for nothing- and what is the first thing that happens after Man is cast out? Man lives in a hut and is toiling and plowing the soil, followed by a long list of kings, one more brutal than the next.
The accumulation of wealth is the root of evil.


Wealth of Nations is Foundation.
Das Kapital is Dune.


Anyone care to join me for a belt of whiskey?


Try exporting your data and see how that goes.


Be sheer existence in a capitalist society, we a contributing to an insane wealth disparity, wars all over the world, the breakdown of democracy and law and order, and the total destruction of our biotope.


Ripe for the plucking!
You do good work as humans. <3
Cats love cheese. Their digestive systems also can’t handle it (some better than others), and it leads to lots of farting and cat litter disasters, and they get fat. They can tolerate it in small amounts but not too often and not too much. Just a heads up so you don’t unknowingly overfeed them like I did and the above happens and you have to scrape poo sludge out of the litter box and put them on a year long diet. :)
That’s one of the thing I love about cats. They refuse to compromise who they are. I respect that. Dogs will literally do whatever it takes to please you, and I love them to pieces too, but there’s just something about cats determining their own path that you can’t help but acknowledge. They know they don’t technically need you, you’re just warm and comfortable, but they know full well that at any moment would they so decide they could slice your throat and escape and survive in the jungle if they wanned.


Can’t tell if serious. 😆
Kitty needs lebensraum.


Breaking News: Trump Orders NASA to Drill For Oil On Moon


They now aim to send them to the center of the Earth.
“I’ll pay you back next week, man, I swear!”