

im pretty ok with whole food customers dying of lettuce ass


im pretty ok with whole food customers dying of lettuce ass


stop asking, start demanding…
Eileen O’Neill Burke — short OSINT profile
Current role: Cook County State’s Attorney, sworn in December 2024. She runs the second-largest prosecutor’s office in the United States.
Background: Fourth-generation Chicagoan, raised on the Northwest Side. University of Illinois graduate; J.D. from Chicago-Kent. Her career is unusually broad: 10 years as a Cook County assistant state’s attorney → criminal defense attorney → Cook County Circuit Court judge → Illinois First District Appellate Court justice → State’s Attorney.
Political/prosecutorial posture: Burke ran substantially on restoring a more aggressive, professionalized prosecution model after Kim Foxx. One of her first actions was directing prosecutors to seek detention in murder cases and specified violent felonies.
The Saracco pressure point
[!IMPORTANT]
Saracco has now been prosecuted — but Burke’s office specifically declined to prosecute him as a felony. That’s the sharper accountability issue now.
Off-duty ICE agent Adam Saracco pleaded guilty yesterday, August 12, to misdemeanor battery for attacking 68-year-old attorney/activist Robert Held in Brookfield. He received one year of court supervision.
Brookfield police initially presented the matter to Burke’s office. Her prosecutors declined felony charges and advised that it was more appropriately handled as misdemeanor battery; Brookfield police then directly filed that charge.
Held repeatedly asked Burke’s office to upgrade the case. Former federal chief judge Ruben Castillo publicly joined that pressure, urging Burke to reconsider Saracco’s conduct and criticizing the difficulty victims were having obtaining accountability.
The especially useful fact now is that Saracco ultimately admitted guilt. Burke’s office nevertheless maintained that felony treatment wasn’t justified: prosecutors reportedly concluded they would have to prove Saracco knew Held was over 60, and said they rarely pursue aggravated battery solely because an attack occurred in a qualifying public location.
So for a letter-writing campaign, I’d frame the demand as:
“Explain why your office declined felony prosecution of Adam Saracco, what charging analysis was performed, and whether your office will adopt a different policy for future assaults committed by federal law-enforcement officers against Cook County residents.”
That’s harder to dismiss than simply “prosecute Saracco,” because the misdemeanor prosecution has now concluded.
Public official contact channels
These are official/public channels only:
🟢 High confidence: The most effective factual hook is not “why won’t you prosecute him?” It’s “why did your office refuse felony charges when presented with this case, particularly now that Saracco has admitted the underlying battery?” That puts the demand squarely on a discretionary decision made by Burke’s office rather than something she can answer with “the case was prosecuted.”


burn them alive


how fucking entitled do you have to be to assume your world view is the only view?


so it was, thnx!


remember when A ps3 was considered militarily significant…
good old days


oh good luck with that bernie… while he’s not wrong, there’s too much money passing hands for this to be a threat


tar and feather this cunt


thats a fair hit.
when i was in oki Marines raped locals. shit.
humans are humans
man… nostalgia is a disease…


they hate grok, right?


make christians afraid of lions again


NO DUH
REPUBLICANS ARE TRAITORS


this country is fucked to the core
i served with some STUPID fucking jarheads
just the fucking brain deadest rocks.
not a one of them would have engaged in behaviors like this. they likely would have gone to jail for unaliving bitches making the decisions to remove your constitutional rights
now? generations of poorly educated and economically battered citizens becoming powerful and fighting thier own countrymen
we are absolutely fucked.


i love broadcasting opsec to the world through social media.
really makes me feel like we have this shit under control, ya know?


THEY ARE NOT FUCKING ALLEGED


bitch ass also said magnets stop working in water.
oh, and he’s a pedophile
and a rapist
and a cannibal, allegedly
he lies more than any official since george washington
track what he does, not what he says. octogenarian nazi fuck


alphafold isn’t sunsetting, they are dismantling the original research team. its still active and being worked on
she put her mouth directly on rowlings asshole