Shit man that sucks

U! S! A! U! S! A!

Conservative politicians fuckin’ kids, tale as old as time

It’s a documentary can’t change my mind

It’s like they’re not even trying, it’s insulting really like how stupid do they think we are

On the bright side it’s being used to artificially prop up a technology that nobody actually needs or even really wants

All shall perish in service to the one true God, the Almighty Dollar

Who could have ever possibly guessed that spending billions of dollars on fancy autocorrect was a stupid fucking idea

I think the concentrate guys will use an induction heater for a nail but as far as regular old burning it that would be pretty awesome

I haven’t but only because I didn’t know it exists. Now, obviously, I’m going to have to.

Execute all the CEOs

The arguments for induction are pretty appealing I won’t lie, but sometimes I lose my lighter and have to light joints on the my gas stove. Check mate, induction enjoyers.

I got laid off last September from Deere, I built construction equipment. These layoffs have absolutely devastated my community. We have three plants here, plus the PDC and the headquarters. There are guys at Seeding right now with 16 years in that might get laid off.

But we have to remember the important thing: they’re still giving millions of dollars in corporate bonuses and they’re still making ludicrous profits. Who cares if a few hundred workers lose their jobs with no recourse? John May (he’s the greedy pig-fuck CEO) needs caviar for his horses and a new boat.

Have you heard the good news about our Lord and Savior, weed? All fun with no drawbacks

Alcohol’s benefits, you know like feeling like shit in the morning, liver failure, being an asshole…

USA! USA!

Lmfao it is loss

You’re not wrong — but I’m still pretty sure it was AI generated, repacking that tired old fossil fuel propaganda while using more power than my whole town will today.

Human beings don’t write like this — but AI does.

So not only are they denying the ruin that their policies have wrought, but they’re also actively fueling it because they can’t be bothered to vomit their own words onto a page. I hate it here.

It’s too bad that they can’t take all of these resources they’re spending on being horrible, and instead spend those resources on being cool.