Worked from home for 8 years, and routinely finished projects ahead of schedule which left me with a ton of time to work on furthering my education, personal projects, home maintenance and hobbies. Work life balance!

Been working an in-person role for 2 years now, have zero time during the day to do anything else, couldn’t do most of those things at the office anyway, and I make no additional money. These last two years have felt like my life has largely been on hold.

Let’s see how the party of “protect the kids” responds to this one…

Makes me think about those Meta glasses, how those cameras are capable of facial recognition, and they’re so small you could easily hide them anywhere. These giant black cameras on poles right out in the open could be a red herring… I dunno. With the way things have been going, it wouldn’t surprise me.

Nice work…

Me: AI, how do we fix global warming?

AI: You knew what I was before you picked me up

Sydney’s Weenie

Our void has this same obsession. We’re big into plants too, so it’s a real problem.

OpenSuck™

Fuelception

Much like how Nigerian Prince emails use bad grammar and spelling to filter out people with half a brain, they’re using the stupid name as a way to filter out folks who won’t pay $30/ea to eat garbage in a room that smells like a dirty rag.

Just did this recently, would recommend.

How many Scaramucci’s is that?

A “Scaramucci” (or “Mooch”) equals 11 days, which is the total length of time Anthony Scaramucci served as White House Communications Director in 2017.

January 25th 2025 to March 5th 2026 = 404 days / 11 = 36.72 Scaramucci’s.

Bonus Fun Fact: Kristi’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem, which means the monogram on her bathrobe says “KLAN.”

From Tim Sheehy’s post on the X formerly known as Twitter, dated March 4th, 2026:

Capitol Police were attempting to remove an unhinged protestor from the Armed Services hearing. He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation. This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and he got one.

Straight from the horse’s ass, as it were.

Rewatching the video(s), I’d posit that Tim’s “help” was 100% ineffectual in every possible way here, save for stalwortly upholding the GOP’s demonstrably false claim of “supporting the troops.”

yeah he probably broke a couple senators’ arms right before anyone thought to start recording, so fair is fair

That’s actually the proposed solution to counteract the immenant out-of-control fire tornado situation.

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Just let the AI have a teensy weensy peek at all of your emails, guys, it’s just an itsy bitsy little peek, what’s the big deal, why don’t you trust us??

Computer, how many R’s in “thank you?”

This’ll turn out great, for sure.

Off someone else’s plate? And it’s a sweet lil’ ol’ kitty cat?

I know I’m not supposed to attribute to malice that which could be attributed to stupidity, but sometimes I think the legislators’ ignorance is actually a front, and their real goal is just even more surveillance.