Even when Verspätung, Bruder muss still los

Seriously my first thought if I saw this all occurring and my kid came complaining to me about it is I’d just say “well this is how the cat feels”

Someone has read up on the Simple Sabotage Field Manual

I used to own a Subaru Forester in Ohio. I sold it to a lesbian who was moving to CO. Felt like I was giving it a better home

This reminds me of Office Space.

“So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life”

Oddly enough, Office Space also ends with everything on fire!

👍

A big part of my job is API integrations. The most infuriating one I deal with is a startup who keeps adding new properties with property names randomly being pascal case, camel case, or snake case. Especially when the same property is one case on a request model and different on the response.

You have to put a quarter in the ambulance before it will drive you to the hospital

Terms of enrampagement

I understand. It was a joke poking fun at those who really think that way. Thank you for helping people.

Have you tried not being poor?

I’m curious how many of those 7/10 think it’s a good thing

Yeah I used to go out in the backyard in summer and catch a bunch of fireflies (we’d always let them go after). Now it’s a rarity to even see one

https://youtu.be/ZlIz0q8aWpA?si=cMs5n_oIMWeq9xdw

I love how all this dark shit comes out of the happiest country in the world