Nice!

The old switcheroo!

Hey! This guy doesn’t know why we smuggle ants!

Somebody else tell them why and I’ll just listen to make sure it’s right.

I have a friend who is related to a guy who owns ~12 car dealerships and that guy is FILTHY rich. As in: 3rd home in Telluride CO is a 5,000sf “cabin.” Owns two small yachts.

But also, imagine a job market suddenly flooded by car salespeople… shudders

…truckles?

Good book (and pretty decent show adaptation) The Terror provides a supernatural explanation… that also includes cannibalism

I just watched the documentary (joking, mostly) Purple Rain again a couple weeks ago and the Kid (Prince’s character) is definitely abusive to his love interest. He plays cruel pranks on her, gaslights her, and publicly humiliates her. But it’s all okay because he’s Prince and they’re probably in love.

I know it’s ludicrous to need to ask for permission. I’m sure they won’t get it.

I can’t even imagine what was going through that truck drivers head when he found that baby

Reminds me of all of those “I paid off my student loans by the time I graduated” (by just having rich parents and living with them and spending their money

That Holy Spirit be pretty sneaky