I’m hoping aliens invade so i can be a stowaway. I’ll bring some water and food to last a few days before getting the balls to make myself known when they leave the planet. They’ll either kill me or experiment on me. Either is fine with me as long as they don’t send me back. Just let me take a leak/shit real quick in whatever version of a toilet u got first please.

Usenet is king! All hail usenet!

I use plastic bowls in microwaves all the time. In fact every single day. At this rate I’m going to turn into a auton from doctor who 🤣.

Sorry but pizza rolls in a microwave are just too damn good! Fuck the oven!

I’d watch star trek if i can skip the old ones. I’m sorry die hard star trek fans but the cgi in those times is just way too terrible for me. I’m sure i can maybe skip to the new ones and just spoil the older shows for myself to get the jist though.

Edit: wait are we talking books or movies/shows? I come from the (everything) fediverse section my bad