Don’t use the word cure.

I vehemently disagree with you. Potatos are our friends.

Sorry you had a racist piece of shit for a realtor though. Fired.

Uh, no. I own a-- Actually fuck off.

Hahaha really? I was joking. Murica was playing the long game I guess.

Should have bought American. Other than Boeing. Sucks to suck.

-----> /s <------ There you go. I was joking Lemmy. Learn how to read between the fucking lines, tankie neck beards.

Yeah that logic checks out. Nevermind, sorry for bothering you.

Me being upvoted a few times makes me suspect people don’t realize I’m being facetious.

I think I’ll continue to have a bad time on Lemmy, for $500.

Yes, Elon Musk is. Not some random car owner. This all feels like bullying to me.

Of course we constantly shit talk about him, it’s what we humans do.

I pretty sure that’s almost verbatim what one of my bullies said about me, who also isn’t Elon Musk incidentally.

Just rip on Musk, not his customers.

You can have my gun.

This is some hardcore Jim Crow level shit.

I swear Lemmy acts like anything shitty happening to a Cybertruck is like it’s Elon’s personal car getting fucked up. You’re being trendy. I fucking hate that guy too but is this really funny or meaningful?

Why don’t you just nuke every city in America because we all use Amazon and Bezos is a megalomaniac, evil bastard? Post it on Lemmy and laugh because we all deserved it for supporting him.

This is sad for slowing climate change, but it’s going to be real sad for all those families who will be completely left behind technologically. Just like roads, and railroads, and the telegraph and literally everything else. Good thing Uncle Sam will always pick them up and tell them they’re Good Little States.

My favorite thing about arguing with racist Europeans is that they are CONVINCED they aren’t racist, even though they literally just told me that Syrians are disgusting people who need to go home. Or this totally true story you just said.

If you are starting to like a European, especially a German, make sure to ask them their opinions on Syrians and Turks. Their answers may surprise you!

They sure as fuck surprised me 😰

Pointless red circle, pointless post title…

Seek psychiatric help for this. It isn’t normal and can be overcome.

Back in my day it was called Planet X, god dammit!

Pft. Sucks to be you! I never need to delete apps or photos from my device lol. That’s because I use a carrier pigeon for all my (I really wish it was) instant communication needs. Photos? I can just draw it! Then whistle and wait 30 minutes for one of my pigeons who got lost to pick up my pre-school quality masterpiece, only to find that it still hasn’t delivered the other message to my mom. She lives in Alaska! It’s not that far!

So yeah, I win.

Someone who hates California sounds like a useless fucking Californian already–lacking “value.”

Real shit? No fucking way bro. Please explain what being poor and trapped feels like to me.

Duh, by gassing them or by firing squad!

How the fuck should I know? I just said idgaf how it’s done, I just do.

Why can’t I want homeless shit and piss and devastation out of my city while also have compassion for them as humans and help them? You people are so binary! You can do both.