When I was in HS all the farm kids carried their knives and multitools to school every day.

One year the administration asked us to stop, but nobody listened and they didnt mention it again.

Stolen. Looted.

I didnt notice

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

If we ever get our Nuremberg trials, then yes ICE.

Is that so bad

Fully immersive freak show

You think so?

What a stupid asshole

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.

Terrorism

And cocaine is better than caffeine

Maybe. Do it anyway?

Its probably a copy of the rss feed with sleep(1) commented out.

Would it read a license plate if you set it in the bushes?

Detected smudge with license plate. SWAT team has been dispatched.

Until the fuel runs out.