I’m still afraid to switch to Linux because I’ve used Windows since i was a kid with Windows 95. It’s gotten progressively worse, and I’m still reluctantly camped out on Windows 10, but the thought of firing up a new operating system and going back to being a confused adolescent who doesn’t know how to get around (with or without accidentally making an older woman crouching in red lingerie the desktop wallpaper on my family computer and then denying any knowledge of it) makes me really uneasy.

Please, Linux whisperers. Calm my woes. 😓

Remember the Saja Boys? This is this now. Feeling old yet, Gen Alpha?

I feel like I used to see this image on batteries in the '90s.

He accomplished donating 1.5 billion dollars to causes and charities, and still got to live worry free for the rest of his life. I’d say at that point he shouldn’t be expected to live like a struggling laborer just to prove himself to unimpressed dickheads who don’t recognize a good thing.

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That third trimester dynamic is no joke. Buckle up, fellas.

Sow bugs, but some kids called them rolly-polleys. I taught my daughter both (as well as wood louse), but as you can imagine, she went with the fun one.

I read this as “I miss you so much”, and I had a quiet moment of reflection.

And all was as it should be…

https://youtu.be/KSujx7MNhyQ

“CEO LFG SM”

I’m not bringing that low contributing shit to Scarlet Monastery… CEOs probably play like healers, but without the heals.

My cousin used to post things like that on Facebook/MySpace all the time during his emo phase. They appeared to have been secret messages intended for his crush(es) to decipher, and it made me want to die a little every evening when a new one would manifest.

It would read something like “HILYMTLIAIWTBYH”, which (upon decoding) meant, “Hailey I love you more than life itself and I want to be your husband”. Whether or not Hailey ever wasted her time on such an obnoxious endeavor is unclear. I certainly hope not.

Commentor blasts the slam critics.

Just purged about ten of then a couple of weeks ago.

As a father, the most important thing to me is making sure that my daughter is safe and free of worry. If she’s sleeping soundly, I’m sleeping soundly. I can’t even begin to imagine watching her endure this level of hell until her/our inevitable demise.

His real wife is attractive, but the super young model one is just an image that has been going around for the divorce meme. His real wife works in the education sector and, while a fair bit older than the one circulating, is quite lovely.

Sharing her photo feels kind of fucked up so I deleted it from my comment (hopefully it took), but if you Google image search “Astronomer CEO’s wife” you’ll at least get the real one as the top results. Can’t do much about that.

Evening Standard sounds really relaxing.

So are these channels likely to stay afloat then? This is really fucking sad if not.

Viking longships keep raiding the village

“Oi, thems northmen is livin in your head rent free!”

I suppose it certainly worked if Trump has orchestrated his cancellation. Either way, I’m sure Colbert will move onto something better with more creative liberties and no network breathing down his neck. Guys like him usually land on their feet.