Totally motionless, except for her heart

It’s a fair point. Unpopular in this community, but fair. Of course, nuance is rarely rewarded in online discussion

“If you’re not with us, you’re against us. Huh. If you’re not an apple, you’re a banana.”

-Terry Pratchett, Thud

I’m not your pal, buddy

My favorite part is how this chud thinks they can “defend themselves” when cops come to their door with an arrest warrant 😂

Irregardless, we all have our peeves and foibles

NGL, I’m racist against “anywho” because my sister says it and she’s super annoying. Is it unfair? Yes. Will I change? Never

Terribly sorry, I try not to be a pedant about these things, but this is major pet peeve of mine. Up there with people saying “anywho”

It’s “lose”.

Loose describes the screw I have

Lose is what I do with my mind on the daily

I love you anyway, have a great day

My proton account costs less than $80/yr.

That’s less than $7/mo.

Considering a person can easily pay $45/mo for multiple services, I’m already ahead.

You know, once I break even on all of the storage and network equipment I bought for the home lab. Two years . Three, tops. I shouldn’t need to buy any more storage for a long long…

How have I already used 16TB?

The good news is that with this data it makes fighting charges based on flock data slightly easier.

Now, that’s a cherry on top of a shit Sunday, but at least there’s a little whipped cream between the shit and the cherry. (The whipped cream is the ACLU)

☝️ this one trees

Headline: “…pumping water…”

Right in the goddamned article

“Trees contain lots of thin, hollow vessels and they suck water upwards by creating low pressure at the top,” said Professor Lucy Rowland, from the University of Exeter. (emphasis mine)

Come on, article writers, be kinder to the pedants!

The movie is Batman Returns (1992)

If you’re looking for verification that this is true, exhibit A is that this is Danny De-goddamned-Vito

In the winter I wake up at 5 and go to sleep at 10. In the summer I wake up at 6 and go to sleep at 11.

I refuse to change my circadian rhythm for an arbitrary secular time change. It’s dumb

Of course, if you’re fighting for your country and you get shot or hurt, it’s a terrible tragedy. Of course, of course. But maybe, maybe if you pick up a gun and go to another country and you get shot… it’s not that weird. Maybe, if you get shot by the dude you were just shooting at, it’s a tiny bit your fault

I’m surprised you didn’t have a series of backup tape drivers connected by SCSI lol

Oh wait, that’s more like twelve year old technology

At first I was like “9TB!? That’s like a billion bajillion. It’s like Dr Evil demanding $100 billion in 1969!”

And then I realized I have over 9TB of liberated media on my NAS. I really need to adjust my concept of technology, not to mention the passage of time.

I mean, 911 was only ten years ago, right? Right!?

At first I was like “how do they know I have ADHD?” And then I was like, “oh wait, they’re saying they have ADHD.” My people! Also, I hear you and agree

First off, congratulations on posting the comment you were working on instead of deciding you didn’t care enough to hit send. Second, I’ve done exactly what you’ve done, so if I’m a pedant I’m also a hypocrite. Third, I’m really really curious; what was the “or” half of the either/or statement you started at the beginning of your post? Or did autocorrect change really to either? Inquiring minds want to know

People in monogamous relationships will be the last of us