Oompa Loompa, now tell me true,
What do you get when they push it through?
A fractured nation, torn apart,
A heavy, heavy, broken heart.
An opportunity to boop the snoot while the blep is out


Your honor I object that he interrupted me while watching Ow My Balls!


Go away. Baitin!!


This sounds like an Onion article headline


Boeing just doesn’t know what that is. They’ve never seen a leak. What does that even mean “to vent us out?”


Don’t worry Lord Titus we have plenty of whistleblowers.


Whatever the reverse of eating the onion is I did as well.
I’m seeing a recurring theme