Ah yes, rent a cop

Media frenzy for this event will make a great distraction from the cancellation of the shit show military parade / ego stroke.

They cancelled the parade? I hadnt heard, but im also intentionally not paying attention to it

I heard that he even was in a police car. He had a badge and taser and vest etc… it really does feel like it actually is a police officer

RIF = reddit is fun

Its was when the third party apps went down

Thats not how overunders work…

Over/unders need to have a numeric value, not a yes/no.

An over/under could be, “how quickly until trump disrespects this?” Or even better, state the line yourself. “Over/under 1 hour until trump appeals this?” Then people can actually pick under or over.

Im right there with you. I didnt want our second dog. My wife was certain she did. Now his seperation anxiety is so bad that hes on puppy prozac and needs something cleaned up every day because we both work. And guess whos doing all the feeding, cleaning, medicine, and baths? Guess who wants to get rid of him? And guess who he follows around and will literally sit on?

Edit: grammar

Just watched a video on lemmy of a lady walking home from work at night. The police had a line she needed to cross to get to her apartment and they shot her.

“Exempt” only goes so far

No im not. I havent challenges your point about dismissive altitudes.

6 inches is above average…

Edit: Idk why im being downvoted for facts. Average erect penis length is 5.17 inches

Its not news tho. Its history. So even calling this news is wrong, which is why “news” should be the word in quotes

I think you put the wrong word in quotes. “News”

California pays more in taxes than they use federal funding. Going after their pocketbook will only hurt the feds

If youre mathematically inclined, think the correct door is +1 and the incorrect door is -1. The one who tells the truth is +1, and the one who lies is -1. When you look at them, all you see is absolute value of 1, and you dont know if its positive or negative. By asking the question to 1 of them about how the other would answer, youre now ensuring you have 1 truth and 1 lie. A +1 and a -1. Now your question is multiplying -1 and +1, and it doesnt matter if you +1 x -1 or -1 x +1 because transitive property, you always get -1… or the door that is incorrect.

Been trying to figure out where to migrate. This is the biggest endorsement that I should shift to .zip

I thought this meme was about premature ejaculation

As a manager that has to do dozens of performance reviews, stop using AI to write your self eval. You used to give me a bulleted list that was quick and human readable. Im gonna start putting character limits on them because all AI is doing is wasting my time

Yall just cut straight down with your knives? You dont angle the blade and slide it ?

Ive had them for a handful of different devices, but theyre typically used to push in the tiny hole for ejecting sim/data cards or manual resets

Idk i have had glasses since like '02 and its always been this as far as i can remember

Last i checked, that would no longer make it hot water, but I use the dumb numbers where 212 is boiling