Simple Jack

Yes. But not before cheating. Asked my boss as he was passing by. “How many R’s in ‘strawberry’”, I says to him. He almost answered but caught himself. Then he sort of peered upward, thinking. Then he grinned and said, “nice one, rhsjj.” And then went about his day.

I still don’t know the damned answer.

Dude. It’s been over two hours. How many R’s ARE THERE? Dont leave us hanging.

As an American who is tired of this…works for me. Feel free to boycott anything US made in exchange for peace. We’ll be fine over here. We’ll complain and have a tantrum like children but it’s what we do.

I mean, it’s where I keep all of my important tax documents in pdf and my old family videos. It’s plugged in this here chromebook. Haven’t needed to take it out since I got the thing during a sale for $160. The chromebook that is. I don’t remember what 16Gb cost back then.

I’ll be the non jokey one here and bring us all down with the hard math. 13.6 kilometers converted into American is pretty much, like, way more than a half tank of gas unless you have a Prius. But you do you. Can you get me a slushie on the way back? You know I’m good for it.

Honestly, it was way better than decent. Not a “see it theaters” but definitely “YT rental” before discount. And it’s by Bill S Preston.

His subscription to God expired and, pinches two fingers up mafioso style, you know how it goes… *shrug.

You deserve your fate. And my blue arrow.

awesome

Hi there. IRL lived in Taiwan and Vietnam, totalling 13 years. It can and often does get up to 103/4F in absolute humidity (the max that is possible without it being a swimming pool). I know, I know, anecdotal etc etc.

One morning I was playing and realized I had about 100 hours played according to my save files. 12% complete. So I am like WTF. Until I checked my inventory. Man, some of that fish has got to have gone bad, right? Been in that sack for weeks.

…leans over They all sound the same.

Seriously? I’ve always been afraid of the English. They colonized America before, you know. Luckily we fought them back. Now they are infiltrating our media: Margot Robbie, Liam Hemsworth, that weird donkey that stands on two legs and kicks the snot out of fools.

Furlong, no hesitation. Dude is a survivor.

He would absolutely tell you that he has and he currently is. Despite the realistic scenario which is…duh.

I am stealing this.

I needed more information. Context. Maybe even a personal anecdote. But this went a little extra. Correction: very extra

I lava story about justice being served but I sort of wonder if this is just smoke and mirrors to distract us from more important issues.

Look at all these folks with time to waste. I don’t even read the headlines. I go straight for the first comment, sorta look at it, and then comment. Like this.