

I hope they like watching me masturbate to porn on my couch.


I hope they like watching me masturbate to porn on my couch.


Y2K finally happened.


Well yeah, the dummies don’t actually want to have a conversation, they just want to take a dump on the thing they think they don’t like. No need to verify when you got your poopy butthole ready.


We did it, Lemmee!


Can wait till they secede from the union so we don’t have to pay for this shit. Lazy broke none state tax paying bastards need to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.


WH is a sit-down place. I need eat-in-my-car foods.


Guess I’m going to Taco Bell.


The hell? Where are you thirfting? The Goodwills near me sell clothes for less than $3 per garment. Toys are less than $5. Movies are a dollar, games are $5 per title, what state are you in?


I thrift pretty hard now.


You’re a prince among men.


Only because she’s poor.


I told my 19-year-old sister-in-law that toddlers are kill-myself machines, she has a 2-year old who’s always getting into the cabinets under this sink. She said that I was over reacting. I can’t wait to show her this.


Alabama about to create a new kind of theft. Couple’s embryos about to get stolen and implanted in young Christian girls who got dupped into believing the embryos are screaming to get born and that it makes God mad.
But not skin color based…
Plus the reintroduction of slavery into Texas’s constitution.


That post reminded me that lemmee exists. Accounts didn’t work that great when I first got here but I made one today and got verified. Logged out of Reddit for the last time and replaced my comments. Eff that place right in it’s a-hole. Good riddance.
Hot garbage site does hot garbage stuff. Reddit makes it too easy to take dumps on itself.