Do you remember when news was actually shocking?

Hogwarts has proven to be lethal. Multiple times over. For the staff it’s just a part of going to high school. Can you imagine getting an injury from playing quidditch? No you can’t. Because if you fall off that broom you just die.

Why do they build so many endless pits?! What possible purpose could that serve?

Can you imagine what things would be like if they all voted?

It’s literally in their Bible… This should just be standard. Not special.

He’ll take the money and imprison you anyways. We have all been seeing exactly how he reacts for multiple decades. Right?

There is a novel called “The Art of Monsters” that came out in the wake of Harvey Weinstein (not that he’s an artist). It’s a good read.

NEARLY HALF?

Honestly. I love Bob’s Burgers but I always thought that they put more effort into the signs than anything else. And that’s saying something.

False validation is a hell of a drug.

That’s the only thing he’s ever punched.

Southern Baptists must have the highest rate of homosexuality in the world. It’s all they talk about. They throw it in with absolutely everything. “Do you guys want to order a pizza and end homosexuality?” “What movie did you want to watch while we think about homosexuality?” “We’re going to Aruba this summer and we’re going to think about homosexuality”

I tried explaining this to my family. The legal documents you have to agree to should be a huge red flag when all you get is “you are caucasian”.

Occupation.

Good for that owl for continuing its education. It doesn’t have a fucking clue how to read but it’s trying.

Let me make a correction: bullets, they’re bullets. You never point a gun at something or someone that you don’t intend on destroying. Guns are tools. They have a purpose. If you’re running after a turkey with a hand saw you’ve lost your fucking mind. If you are shooting people exercising the same rights you have then it’s about the same. For fuck sake, they had to change the definition from “non-lethal” to “less than lethal” to avoid murder charges. Of which, there were many.

YouTube “algorithms” are nonsense. I watch one deep dive into the fallout games and despite the fact that I have, and continue to watch British TV shows it’s relentless in showing me deep dives into “fallout lore”. What I’ve chosen is like 3% of what I usually watch. It’s not a very popular genre in comparison to, oh, the fucking BBC. Still, it’s all of the sudden its the only thing that gets suggested.

My hope was that AI would, at least, bear some disgust for the worst of humanity. My new fear is that AI will bear disgust for humanity.

We’ve had the quiet dictatorship. But what about the loud one?

The entire population knows it’s a real estate issue. They still have to pay out the agreements that they foolishly made years ago. This is, yet again, another attempt at a lie. How are they so out of touch? As if I have to ask.

Make your own businesses. Be in control. Be happy.