Yeah, this is AI crap. That’s EVA suits, on what’s pretty clearly an IVA mission, not even preparing to go outside.

Iron shirts? I think those are called chestplates.

Troll face cat.

https://xkcd.com/3188/

Holy wow. You can indict a ham sandwich. A grand jury indictment is literally the prosecutor giving their side of the story, no representatives of the defendant present. If they refused to induct here… it’s REAL flimsy.

RIP Buddy. You’ll be trotting up in Heaven, probably still teaching someone to ride.

I don’t know too much about distros, but you want something quite light. Let’s be real, enterprise like schools won’t pony up everything for Debian, especially when they just use Chromium and maybe Libreoffice. Schools are cheap, and if you can hacksaw together an Arch-based thing, they WILL buy miserable hardware, that can just barely run it, and an 8 gig SSD is much more stomachable for them than a 32-gig for Debian. SteamOS doesn’t completely crash, and that’s infinitely more complicated. This is basic Arch, plus a WM, plus Firefox/Chromium/Whatever.

You could probably make a small Arch install, add LibreOffice and something either like the GNOME browser or Firefox. What people using ChromeOS want is something light (for cheaping out on hardware to schools), and basically just a way to access a browser. Plus, something something permissions. ChromeOS is marketed towards enterprise, like education. Just need the bare minimum to get on the 'net, and no more.

https://files.catbox.moe/m95psa.mp4

Prehistoric Black Mirror episode- man accidentally crushed under wheel.

Beautiful cats, and adorable names, too!

Your void is outside again!