We laugh at them ( the ads, not the murcans)
Nah, laugh at the Seppos, they voted for this.
We laugh at them ( the ads, not the murcans)
Nah, laugh at the Seppos, they voted for this.


I’m 53 and a lot of my peers are fucking stupid but allowed to vote. On a radio station here in the UK the main argument against was that they would be influenced by tiktok…
…as though people my age aren’t influenced by fucking Facebook.
You need to get out more and touch grass…

Most buildings in Europe are already well insulated but during hot spells it doesn’t keep heat out…


How many bottle caps have you got stashed away?


Rubber bullets are supposed to be fired at the ground and bounce up into targets…
Yes, but we use Stones to measure body weight.


To Ukraine or Russia?


To sum it up America is a third world country with a fake Gucci belt. It has been that way for a while.
Fixed that for you.


You’re assuming those kids aren’t going to starve to death.


Having been on a jury
People are dumb and have no empathy
I have a phone. They have a phone. I have their number. They have my number…
If they don’t have my number there’s a reason.


The Daily Heil…
Just look at that font.
Fuck off!
It was just a few years ago at most…
/s just in case. In 1989 I was 17…
Just a few years ago…
Remember that old song, the one that goes *The world’s been burning since the world’s been turning" and then gives a ton of examples?
What do you mean “old”…
… well shit. I’m old.
That or I did it in my sleep.
Yeah, why am I OK when I go to bed but one of my legs is fucked up when I wake up?


A century of diplomatic
strategybullying is being unravelled in a matter of months.
Oh I will hate on the loud self centred Yanks if I ever have the misfortune to encounter one…