Well I’m not Orgazmo but if you want to you do you.

If you think I’m gonna read all that you’ve got another thing coming

Yes.

Not gonna lie, I kinda hope they do.

Kick their fucking asses once and for all.

NATO should have made a no fly zone over Ukraine years ago. Call their pissant little bluff. Red lines my asshole.

Nice.

But they look so cute while doing it!

That’s probably because they used all your drugs

‘What makes you think I loved you to begin with?’

I love being a EUrangutan

Facebook asked for me ID and I sent them a stock image of a random dude flipping the bird and it got accepted

When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.

I could have sworn this used to be an Albanian virus.

Typical Guardian clickbait fearmongering.

Yes the climate is changing. No it’s not the apocalypse

Calm your tits bruv.

I’ve been out of the loop. Why does this picture keep popping up everywhere?

Reminder for those that still need it that under the veneer of money and splendor, the UAE is still an oppressive assbackwards shithole.

You never quit beating your meat mid-fap because the plot was just so captivating?

I think it’s partly because reddit has become an overflowing bucket of shit where bots accuse bots of being bots and real humans get permabanned for breaking bs rules or saying no-no words.

‘I hope 2026 is gonna be better’

2026:

This is why I will never get premium. You pay the motherfuckers money and still have to take it up the ass.