you mean ‘given exclusive publishing rights’

well we’ve run out of cake.

‘mucking about’ should be a legal term imho.

well it sounds like the driver applied the brakes as soon as he saw the stopped train in front of him, from about 250m away that’d have been. Something aint right here, my money is not on the driver being at fault tho

So it begs the question how two trains ended up on the same piece of track headed toward each other. I expect the passengers and the drivers family would like to know too.

Ah, welcome to a future of musk trying to deregulate our electricity market.

We have fair use policies from ISP’s why not fair use policies from the post office?

eh! that’s the 100th letter you posted today, your 1st class price just doubled for a week.

Best possible result.

Reform have been shown their arse.

Labour have been slapped around the face.

We got a real person sat in the HOC.

What’s not to like?

Well, if you consider his overall physical form, from a purely mathematical/ratio point of view. He is now less of a dick.

Only interested if the gov takes on all the debt.

And forgive the outstanding fines.

So we’re paying a private company to buy our water utility, so that they can ‘have another go’ and ‘promise to do better than the last lot’.

Great…

Yes, you get thrown into the pit they threw Nicolas III into. Death by Tzar Chasm.

or is some kind of schizoid aesthetic rejection where they just want bike-riding sissies to stop being a thing?

I am slightly depressed at how much it looks exactly like this.

Only thing I’d say is shopkeeps have a point about their footfall being affected by the lack of parking outside their shops now. Literally every other way to address that, besides nuking the site from orbit (the only way to be sure), is a better way to address that than just tearing up the bike lane.

They can’t now, they’ll get a ticket.

I mean, there are loads of other solutions to a lack of parking ffs. Look at all that green field, I wonder how many parking spaces they need. A car park would spoil their view would it? if that’s the issue, they could block their view of the car park by parking cars along the roadside in front of it. Oh no wait, they’d get a ticket for that.

But no no no, lets just jump at the opportunity to hate on cyclists because that’s the fun popular thing to do amongst meatheads, pick a group that’s already getting picked on and pick on them harder. Sounds like we have our own Alabama.

looks at cycle lane the fuck is wrong with that?

Maybe they want to line the roadside with parked cars instead.

Oh shit, did she sell off his allotment?

This should be it’s own criminal offence, a special form of perverting the course of justice that gets applied to the individuals concerned, not the company.

a quick google tells me 9% of school goers vape, and about 3% smoke. That’s down from 0 vapers in the 90’s and 50% of them having had a smoke (not necessarily smokers).

also, amongst the whole of the UK, vapers have just met smokers at 11% each.

Well at least that’s down from the 100% of teenasgers who smoked cigarettes that go on to start smoking.

The Guardian’s photographer had an absolute whale of a time with this article.

Look at those dreamy vegetable garden scenes.