And no licensed repair places near me have batteries in stock

Walmart (US) a while back. I think it was advertised for small dogs.

As long as it doesn’t hinder his “elbows” any or touch his ears, he’s fine with wearing most costumes/sweaters/shirts. We actually like to joke that he likes them, but I’m pretty sure he’s at best just thankful for the additional warmth.

No leaves, but he’s wearing a sweater so that counts.

Not quite as bendy: Enkidu

Heard some people at my work complain about a change enacted 5 or so years ago. They blamed Obama.